Comedy

Kansas couple’s trash bin tryst takes wrong turn


WICHITA, Kan. – A tender moment in a trash bin went all wrong for a couple who found themselves being held up at pocket knifepoint. Police said two 44-year-olds had climbed into a dumpster to be alone just after 6 p.m. Saturday when two men interrupted them and demanded their belongings. Officers said the man and woman were engaged in “an intimate moment” when they were robbed of their shoes, jewelry and the man’s wallet.  Police said one of the robbers was a 64-year-old man who egged his 59-year-old companion on during the robbery. The suspects were found a short time later and the stolen property was returned.  SOURCE: Associated Press

Okay… I believe in being spontaneous and all, but the freakin’ dumpster?  Not only will you smell like a combo of “pu-dicky”, but now there’s a hint of garbage smell working too?  I hope they were married, because if not, that is officially the cheapest date I’ve ever heard of.  “Trash Can Love”.   Damn— watch someone turn that into a song now!

8 thoughts on “Kansas couple’s trash bin tryst takes wrong turn

  1. “…cheapest date I’ve ever heard of.” LMAO
    The dude probably found a used condom in there and just decided WT hell. Oh, yuck! I just grossed myself out!

    • Oooo…. let’s hope they didn’t do something like that! LOL! It’s bad enough they’d found it romantic to “get it on” in the dumpster, let’s hope they at least had their condoms. Dumpster lovin’— still can’t wrap my mind around that one!

    • I guess so, man. Call me old fashion, but “doing it in the dumpster” has got to be the weirdest thing I’ve heard of! LOL! Listening: Black Eye Peas’ first CD.

    • Yep– BEP’s! Can’t get past “Falling Up” on their first CD right now. (Well— don’t go past the approx. the 3:50 mark with that tune). That song does still “rocks” to me! Also… check out “A8” or even “Love ‘Won’t Wait” from that CD. Still unique/original, even now! Fergie was just for “marketing purposes” or “eye candy”, IMHO. I say, just let the creativity flow, you know? But their collaboration will never match up to the artists of days gone by; hence: Tom Browne (and others that have been posted/will be posted soon). Simply trying to convey that we really do appreciate cool azz music here. I see that you get that too. (A wink to you and your musical fine tuned ear)!

      Jazz

  2. I don’t know If I said it already but …This blog rocks! I gotta say, that I read a lot of blogs on a daily basis and for the most part, people don’t do alot of research for the stories they post. But, I just wanted to make a quick comment to say I’m glad I found your blog. This is a crazy story— but you guys made it even funnier (“pu-dickey”— that’s hilarious)! Is that what it ‘sounds like’? Hahaha. Plan to read more of your postings in the future. Thanks, and keep up the good work! 🙂

    • Well now… thank you! Glad you like this post. Welcome to our blog family too. We do our research and hope everyone will do the same. Stop by anytime too. Again, welcome!

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