WICHITA, Kan. – A tender moment in a trash bin went all wrong for a couple who found themselves being held up at pocket knifepoint. Police said two 44-year-olds had climbed into a dumpster to be alone just after 6 p.m. Saturday when two men interrupted them and demanded their belongings. Officers said thewere engaged in “an ” when they were robbed of their shoes, jewelry and the man’s wallet. Police said one of the robbers was a 64-year-old man who egged his 59-year-old companion on during the robbery. The suspects were found a short time later and the stolen property was returned. SOURCE: Associated Press
Okay… I believe in being spontaneous and all, but the freakin’ dumpster? Not only will you smell like a combo of “pu-dicky”, but now there’s a hint of garbage smell working too? I hope they were married, because if not, that is officially the cheapest date I’ve ever heard of. “Trash Can Love”. Damn— watch someone turn that into a song now!