Talk about a waste of tax payers dollars and time! Did you know you could be in serious trouble if you use this chip as a weapon? Well, according to Shelbyville, Tennesee, your azz could go to the pokey for this infraction! I think that both the defendants AND “law enforcement” should be ridiculed for this insanity! Check out the story below (hey– it wasn’t even worth linking to them for this one).
SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — According to authorities, a couple got into a fight using Cheetos. Bedford County Sheriff’s Department said a 40-year old man and a 44-year old woman became involved in a verbal “altercation”. Somehow the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault (they really referred to it as an “assault” — shaking my head now). Deputies said that both were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt. (No shit!!).
According to the Shelbyville Times-Gazett, both posted bond of $2,500 each. Way to go Tennessee! I guess everything goes in an economic crunch, so “way to go” with adding funds to your budget!